I'm not at my best in the mornings, it has to be said. This morning, I was filling my coffee pot with water. I didn't realise that the sleeve of my dressing gown had snagged on the mixer tap on the kitchen sink. I turned on the tap, felt my arm getting wet, and tried to pull my arm away, not realising that my sleeve had caught on the tap.

Struggling feebly against the inevitable, I felt my sleeve rapidly fill up with water. Nice start to the day.