Not quite my week! Whilst enjoying a lovely meal out on Monday night in Lancaster, I noticed something hard in my mouth and a huge hole in one of my teeth - one of my fillings fell out! On my way to the dentist to get my tooth fixed this morning, I got caught for fare evasion by some little officious twat.

I always have the right ticket, but I had been out of town and there was a huge queue at the ticket counter at my station, so boarded the train without a ticket thinking I could rely on a reasonable human being at the other end to see my dilemma and let me buy a ticket, but no I had try and reason with a little fascist who insisted on fining me £10! I had the last laugh though, I gave him a false name and my old address... Tee hee

Submitted by Matilda Tullberg:

And the award for the crappest day of the week so far goes to me!!! In true Robin style: Some wanker hit the back of my head, stole my mobile (I was talking on it!) and ran off.

But on the plus side went on a drive round with a sexy police man -wahey!!!